Young Student’s Inappropriate Response Leads to Teacher’s Perfect Retort

When Mrs. Parks posed what seemed like a straightforward question to her sixth-grade science students, nobody anticipated the comical confusion that was about to erupt. An innocent classroom quiz about human anatomy rapidly transformed into a mortifying experience Little Mary won’t soon forget.
If you’ve ever witnessed someone completely humiliate themselves by making the wrong assumption, you’ll definitely want to stick around for this side-splitting exchange that’ll have you grateful you weren’t standing in Mary’s place…
During a routine science lesson, Mrs. Parks addressed her sixth graders with a question: “Who can name a part of the human body that grows to ten times its original size when it’s stimulated?”
Silence filled the classroom, prompting the teacher to randomly select a student.
Little Mary objects to the inappropriate question
Little Mary shot to her feet, folded her arms defensively across her chest, and declared, “This isn’t the kind of question you should be throwing at sixth graders! I’m reporting this to my parents, and they’re marching straight to the principal’s office, and you’re going to lose your job!”
Mrs. Parks remained unfazed and repeated her inquiry, “Let’s give this another shot. Which part of the body expands to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s jaw dropped open. She thrust her finger toward her teacher and shrieked, “You’re in serious trouble now!”
The teacher paid her no attention and addressed the rest of the room, “Anyone else?”
Eventually, Billy rose from his seat, glanced around anxiously, and answered, “The part of the body that grows 10 times larger when stimulated would be the pupil in the eye.”
Mrs. Parks beamed and responded, “Excellent answer, Billy.”
She then shifted her attention to Mary and added, “Now, as for you, young lady, let me share three observations: First, your mind went somewhere it shouldn’t have. Second, you obviously skipped doing your homework. And third, someday you’re going to face some serious disappointment.”
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