The lace veil hovered over my shoulders as Dad steadied my nerves in the dressing-room mirror. “Ready for the walk of your life, kiddo?” he asked, voice thick with pride. My pulse hammered, but my grin said it all: absolutely.
I’d choreographed every bloom and bow for months—control brought me calm—but Jacob, my almost-husband, thrived on spontaneity. He’d be cracking jokes with the groomsmen right now while I triple-checked the seating chart in my head.
Four years earlier we’d collided at a noisy house party—me hiding near the snack table, him brandishing two drinks and a grin. “You look thrilled to be here,” he teased. Ten minutes later I was laughing too hard to care that I hated parties.
Our differences clicked: my schedules, his spur-of-the-moment detours. The lone wrinkle? Jacob’s lifelong crew—the “bachelor club”—led by the mischievous best man, Derek. Their pranks were legendary, their maturity… pending.
Sunlight painted the aisle as Dad and I stepped outside. Guests rustled programs, violins hummed, and there—at the arbor—stood Jacob, eyes shining. My heart settled into a steady, happy drum.
We clasped hands, ready to trade vows, when a hush rippled through the chairs. From the venue’s rear, six men advanced, hoisting a polished wooden coffin crowned with a scarlet bow. My stomach plummeted.
Gasps replaced music. The coffin touched down at our feet, lid trembling under Derek’s showman palm. “Not today,” I thought, knees wobbling. “Please let this be empty.”
With a flourish, Derek flipped the lid—revealing not horror but a giant framed photo of Jacob, gift-wrapped like an in-memoriam gag. Seconds later the groomsmen popped up from behind, bellowing, “Surprise! Rest in peace, bachelor life!”
Shock melted into hysterics. I doubled over laughing; guests followed suit. Jacob threw up innocent hands—he’d been blindsided too. Derek basked in applause, proud ringmaster of the most unorthodox wedding gift ever delivered.
When calm returned, Jacob kissed my forehead. “Memorable enough for you?” he whispered. Absolutely. A day scripted for fairy-tale perfection had detoured into delicious absurdity—proof that our love could weather chaos and still sparkle.
