For two solid years, my husband treated me like his personal event planner. Out of nowhere he’d chirp, “Mom and Dad are dropping by!”—code for you’ve got three hours to turn the house into a five-star B&B. I played along—until last Saturday.
That morning I was savoring coffee and silence when he strolled in, flashed his trademark smirk, and announced, “Family’ll be here in four hours—just a small thing.” He slapped a handwritten chore list onto the table: scrub the kitchen, restock groceries, cook dinner and dessert, even dust the baseboards. Then he collapsed on the couch like royalty awaiting servants.
Instead of a fight, I gave him a sunny smile. “Absolutely, I’ll pop to the store.” Purse in hand, I drove straight to Target, grabbed a latte, wandered through candles and clearance racks, and let the clock run. My only agenda: indulge in glorious, unproductive freedom.
Hours later I texted, “Still at the store—traffic’s nuts.” When I finally walked through the door, the scene belonged in a sitcom: wailing nieces, half-vacuumed carpets, a charred frozen pizza masquerading as dinner, and my husband frantically trying to garnish a store-bought cheesecake with wilted strawberries. His eyes when he saw me? Chef’s kiss.
“Where have you been?” he sputtered. I poured myself a generous glass of wine and settled in. “You asked me to go shopping,” I replied sweetly. I watched judgment flicker across his mother’s face—and ignored it. For once, I wasn’t sprinting to rescue someone else’s last-minute plans.
Later that night he hissed, “You humiliated me.” I met his glare. “You keep dumping unpaid labor on me. That’s not marriage—that’s a job I never applied for.”
Shockingly, the next morning he cleaned the entire kitchen—solo. A few weeks on, he asked if we could co-plan the next visit. We’re not perfect, but there have been zero surprise guest announcements since. Lesson learned—and I didn’t have to lift a single dust rag to teach it.
